Tuesday, April 1, 2014


Since I'm taking a break from the 1001 blog this month, my friend Droppo3000, the writer of the new Atlanta Braves baseball blog http://atlantabraves19701980.blogspot.com/ and one of the biggest baseball fans I know has asked if he could look at some baseball movies for me. Very nice of him to give me a break. And without further ado, here's Droppo!
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Thanks, Chris. I certainly love baseball movies, especially old school baseball movies. I was going to look at my all-time favorite, The Bad News Bears, but my old stick in the mud friend says that I need to stick with the ones from some list he's doing. Well, that's all right, I see three listed that I'll be happy to re-watch.

The Natural

The first one is The Natural. I'm not going to lie to you. The first time I saw this movie at the theater I was really..."under the influence of an illegal substance that is ingested orally but seems to have gained a certain recent acceptance in the state of Colorado." That was all right though. The Natural had a certain dream-like feel to it that seemed appropriate to the state of mind I was in at the time. It will be interesting to see it now.

I still can't shake that dreamlike feel I get even after viewing today. That feeling is part of baseball's mystique. This movie could never be about football. It has to be about dreams, redemption and second chances. The music thundering, the ball slamming off the Wonderboy Bat-smashing lights, clocks or nearly decapitating a sportswriter. What exactly happened to Roy Hobbs before he made his comeback? Eh, you fill in the blanks, it isn't what matters here. Accept the mythology, accept the movie.

Bull Durham
The next one on the list is Bull Durham. The church of baseball-It says it in that narration right off the bat. This movie also relies on its own baseball mythology. But it's not a poetic dream (even if you are being read Walt Whitman while you're tied up). It's superstition, it's disappointment, it's low wages, it's hard working class hard knocks and it's everyone living their dream. It's the minor leagues done right by Ron Shelton, someone who lived and breathed minor league baseball during his playing days and shows it for all of baseball's fun and hardships (mostly fun for the audience). Kevin Costner and Tim Robbins play the veteran catcher/goofball-hotshot- young pitcher combo very well. And who wouldn't want to be in the minors if you get chosen for the season by minor league baseball tart, Susan Sarandon?

Field of Dreams
The last one on the list is Field of Dreams. This is closer and probably even goes further than  the mythological baseball dreamworld of The Natural. Sappy, romanticized and illogical...and I love it! I wonder how they figured this one would ever work on the screen? "I mean it's man moves to Iowa with his family and voices tell him to build a baseball field over his crop with the help of a guy who is like the guy that wrote Catcher in the Rye and the ghost of Burt Lancaster." Wow! What an odd synopsis. Only it works. And I won't lie to you, I got more than a little misty when Kevin Costner starts to play catch with his dad!

And for good measure, here's a list of 10 other baseball movies I have an attachment to.

1. The Pride of the Yankees-Certainly a baseball classic with Gary Cooper as the ill-fated baseball legend Lou Gehrig. But the scene where Babe Ruth promises the kid he'd hit a homer and Lou Gehrig trumps him by promising the kid he'd hit two always bothered me. At least, Babe got to play himself.

2. The Babe Ruth Story-Not that well received of a film, and William Bendix playing the teenaged Babe Ruth was pretty ridiculous, but I admit that I still like this sanitized biographical story of the Bambino. So sue me.

3. It Happens Every Spring-Ray Milland plays a scientist who invents a fluid that repels wood. So it's natural that if you dip a baseball with it, they can't hit it. I seem to remember a lot of scenes where a batter would swing at a pitch and the ball would jump over his bat and he would stare back in bug-eyed disbelief. I also remember that Alan "the Skipper" Hale Jr. had a small role as a catcher.

4. Rhubarb-Ray Milland (his generation's version of Kevin Costner, it would seem) in a story about a cat named Rhubarb who owns a baseball team. Or maybe he inherited a baseball team. I remember the movie had a dramatic rain delay scene. Or something like that. Look, I haven't seen the thing in forty years, I can't remember the details. Did I mention that Ray Milland was the 40's version of Kevin Costner?

5. The Pride of St. Louis-Legendary pitcher Grover Cleveland Alexander overcomes his drinking problem to get out the Yankees in the 1926 World Series...No, wait. That's Ronald Reagan in The Winning Team. The Pride of St. Louis has Dan Dailey playing the great ole St. Louie pitcher Dizzy Dean, who becomes a broadcaster after his playing career is over and keeps saying "ain't" and "slud into third" during broadcasts and his improper use of English makes the local teachers want him off the air so the kids won't say things like "ain't" or "slud into third!" The teachers do change their minds, and Ole Diz eventually gets his own charcoal brand.

6. Fear Strikes Out-Anthony Perkins plays mentally unstable ballplayer Jim Peirsall. The most famous scene is Perkins climbing the backstop. The fact that Perkins throws like a girl is a bit troubling.

7. Damn Yankees-The movie version of the Broadway musical featuring Ray Walston as the Devil. I have seen this on stage with Dick Van Dyke as the devil. The team Joe Hardy plays for in the movie and I'm guessing during the original Broadway run was The Washington Senators. Since there were no Washington Senators after 1971, some stage versions feel the need to switch the thing to the Cleveland Indians. But I'm old school, so I'd certainly want to keep any production I see as the Washington Senators.

8. Bang the Drum Slowly-Pretty cool to see Robert De Niro as a young, hick baseball player. Also, pretty depressing to see Robert De Niro as a young, hick, terminally ill baseball player. It's sad, but has something to say about unlikely friendships and coming through for your mates. (Sorry if that sounds cornball, as Michael Moriarty's character from the movie says about the song The Streets of Laredo). And don't call it a baseball version of Brian's Song or I'll have to throw you one high and inside.

9. The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings-Enjoyable comedic look at a barnstorming black baseball team from the 40's. The film stars Richard Pryor, Billy Dee Williams and most importantly James Earl Jones, because when he later says "People will come, Ray" in Field of Dreams, Bingo Long has long before established his baseball chops.

10.The Bad News Bears-Got to mention my favorite baseball movie of all and it's not just because I had a teenage crush on Tatum O'Neal. A team of underachiever kid ball players making a great comeback in their season really hadn't been done before. It's been done about 1,000 times since.

That's all I got, Chris. Thanks for letting me have my say.

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